~ The Children In My Life ~

As parents we always want to  remember the funny things our children say. When they say the darndest things we think we should write it down, but tend to forget. So, here are some of the darndest things my children have said.

My second daughter has blue eyes and blonde hair. Her father and me have brown eyes and brown hair. We had  the mistake of commenting she got her coloring from the milkman. You never know when children will repeat this information.

One day at the dentist office my daughter was getting her teeth cleaned. This is how the conversation went:

 

Hygienist:  You have the most beautiful blue eyes.

Daughter #2 - thank you

Hygienist - where did you get your blue eyes from?

Daughter #2 - the milkman

Me - [I want to die now] 

 
This is a conversation that happened on the way to school:

Son #4 - I want to be a ballerina for Halloween.

Son #3 - That's for girls

Me - You can be anything you want to be! [Just don't ask for a tutu]

♥ Unconditional love ♥

 

 
My #3 child (son) has a monthly calendar that is homework. One of the questions is as follows: "If you could give all the children in the world a gift, my gift would be..."?

My #3 child replies with "Santa Claus does that, my name isn't "..... Claus"! 

I almost wet my pants in laughter! The things that go through children's minds!

My oldest daughter, #1, has always been boy crazy, and it came time to speak to her about sex. I believe she was 12 and daughter #2 was 8. It's never easy to have these talks but it was time to do so.

We were driving through Chicago when I decided to have the sex conversation with her.

She seemed a bit confused when I was talking to her, so I began using the term "pure" & she became even more confused. Then I used the term, "virgin". I said, "girls who have not had intercourse or sex are called virgins". I pray you're still a virgin". Daughter #1 replied with, "no, I'm not pure anymore". 

"Holy cow"! "Did you understand anything we just talked about? Have you had sex with any boys yet"? 

Daughter #1 replied with, "Oh mom, no, I haven't had sex"!

Maybe driving while having the sex talk wasn't a good idea because I almost had an accident, not to mention a heart attack.  Wow...Daughter #2 got an ear full of sex talk before she needed to not too mention we all realized daughter #1 has no idea about anything. [stressed out for nothing]

You know you're totally loved when you're child comes up to you and says, "you're my best-est friend ever"!  How can your heart NOT melt?